It was the day before Christmas, and I got package mail.
Opened both of 'em up and was like "HOLY HELL"
The first one was littered with holiday cheer
The second wasn't actually for me, and I thought that was weird
So I decided that it was time to go get some grub
Cause it was like 4:30, and I was hungry, bub
At dinner I made lewd comments galore
Something about someone being a whore
So back to my room for Fritos and Beer
Even though Speights tastes like piss from reindeer
Then I was chillin' with Rich and food warehouse Ben
Then off to Gallagers and Southern to find my other friends
After refusing to dance and stealing Nolans drink
I said, "I'm going to Midrats for tacos, I think"
After that ran it's course I stole K-Dawgs hookah
Comiserated with Drew and smoked shesha too-sah
Once that was over I headed back to my room
To watch Life Aquatic, but was inturpted by a boom
A bang, a clank, and a clatter
Oh here's a drunk roommate and a drunk girl.......
Shit there goes my night, I'm getting out of here!
So basically now I'm locked out and getting ready to wake someone up on this fine Christmas Eve Night..... even though technically, it's Christmas morning now.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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Excellent take on Christmas, 2009. Kinda of fitting for the year isn't it?
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